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stout apples

by the kyles

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    as limited as the places in hell, this compact disc comes with a nicely made digipack, featuring some of the nearly best pictures of stout apples you can find in germany, naked guys and... wow... is that a nearly naked hot mamma playin' the bass?! indeed it is... so get yourself this mother of all lp and hit that jive...

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the fudge 03:03
curves 03:31
solanumn 02:05
wolffather 02:30
pointless 02:27
crab 03:13
peel off 04:23


stout apples — written, arranged and performed by «the kyles»
lyrics by michael schekalla except «sugar & spice» written by nathalie wadkien and «the fudge» written by frank voigt
engineered by frank voigt — produced by «the kyles» — executive producer & mixing by frank voigt — mastered by lobo panic at the panic cabin — recorded at the fabulos stinkin‘ rehearsalrooms of the drizzledorfer underground dungeons, where you can be as free as the love of men that manifest itself in a piece of poo, layin‘ under pissoires on tiled floores in the hot virgin summer nites
vocals recorded at pappa bears nursery


released December 24, 2013

all rights reserved &©2013 the kyles — we have no website, just google us on the interwebz — if you like to play this shit, play it loud! don‘t be a bummer, just be a cummer! — if you play, hire, dig, lend or whatever you are goin‘ to do to please every part of your body, be sure to let eeeverybody know that it are the kyles that bring you this asswhippin‘ ultrazound! — credit us as many times as possible! — made in the european union, the lands that are free as a skunk in the wilder ocean of lovedevotion


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the kyles Dusseldorf, Germany

In late antiquity, around the year 400 AD, when people began forgetting the old gods, Dionysos, Ariadne and Silenus had a drinking bout for old times' sake. One crazy idea was hunting the next and when they got sober again, they had made a bet with the Norse gods, that they'd reincarnate as mortals and start a rock band. ... more

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